[dorkbotsea-blabber] Santa's mutant toy workshop, 7PM Wednesday! (fwd)

[William Beaty]

See below.  Seattle Cacophany is hosting its yearly "Mutant Toy Workshop,"
we make free gifts to be given away during Santarchy 2006.  We cut up
little figurines bought from value village, then hot-glue them back
together into twisted conglomerations.  I'm bringing the bandsaw and the
blowtorch.

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>To: santarchyseattle at topica.com, <burningman-bcwa at yahoogroups.com>,
>        <seattlecacophony at yahoogroups.com>
>Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:28:17 -0800 (PST)
>Subject: [seattlecacophony] Reminder: Santa's mutant toy workshop, Wednesday!
>
>Don't forget, Santa, it's time to round up the elves and put 'em to work!
>Several elves have asked Santa, "Santa, what is a mutant toy workshop?"
>After Santa bitch-slapped them to the curb, he explained to them about
>that special time of year when Santa's helpers gather to rend, tear, saw,
>cut, fold, spindle and otherwise mutilate boring old toys, then patch,
>splice, glue, hammer, nail, sew and seal them back together in MUTANTOUS
>COMBINATIONS!  The wonderful, twisted toyspawn that result are then thrust
>into the glad hands of HIDEOUS CHILDREN and DRUNKEN FRAT BOYS during
>Santarchy.
>
>If you are coming, BRING: toys, tools, pornography (for frat boys only),
>power tools, hot glue, staple guns, stuffed animals, sewing kits, and more
>toys.  (Buy them by the baggie at Value Village.)
>
>WHEN:  Wednesday, November 22, 7pm - 10pm
>WHERE: 814 19th Ave, Seattle, 98122 (between Marion & Columbia)
>
>
>Lazy elf bitches!  Santa needs a new SLEIGH!
>
>  Santa Ivan


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William J. Beaty              http://staff.washington.edu/wbeaty/
Research Engineer             UW Chem Dept,  Bagley Hall RM74
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