[dorkbotsea-blabber] Power Tool Races Saturday the 27th! Sex Toy Races Sunday the 28th!

[jeremy]

It's that's time of year again!

Hazard Factory is proud to present the Annual Power Tool Drag Race and  
Derby!

Mayhem!
Weirdness!
Spinning Blades!
Jumping Sanders!
Dangertainment!

You've got just enough time to build some weird saw racer!

Come race your mutant power tools during George Town's Artopia Block  
Party!
http://www.hazardfactory.org/events/sptrd09/

Saturday June 27th
Down in Georgetown!
12th Ave S at S Harney St

Get all the rules and information at: http://www.hazardfactory.org/events/sptrd09/

Also this year we're happy to introduce the randy little sister to the  
Power Tool Races... ahem...  yep it's first  annual

Sex Toy Races!
Sunday in front of the Wild Rose on Capitol Hill.

Our patent pending Vibrating-Track will carry just about any dildo,  
pony-plug, booty-balls, or king oscar you bring down the track... any  
extra thrust you can provide will make the difference to make you the  
winner.
http://www.sextoyraces.com

This all gets weirder to me every year...
-spacematters